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College Football Saturday!!
'Twas the week of conference championship games
Headlined by all the usual names
The SEC had the popular game on the card
But forecasting the outcome wasn't that hard
Alabama did what we all expected
And sent away Gators defeated, dejected
Arlington hosted the Big 12 contenders
The Cyclones showing they're not pretenders
Yet couldn't get the upset they wanted
Another program 2020 will have haunted
So Sooners walk away with the Big 12 win
But we all know they're not about to get in
For in the East, a coastal conference we know
The ACC was joined by the Catholic show
Two of the four out of one conference it seems
But it's okay, the Dame is independently deemed
Clemson, once beaten by Notre Dame's finest
Bested the Irish when captained by his highness
The Big 10 darlings, who'd been robbed of three games
Came back from behind, the Wildcats to tame
Northwestern looked docile against their opponent
The Buckeyes' history is their biggest proponent
Though it matters not, the Mountain West
Had a game of their own to see who's best
So, the Spartans upset the Broncos of Boise
Though attendance was limited, those Idaho folks got noisy
The Bearcats barely got by Golden 'canes
Which put this group of five school in its lane
The American Athletic is a fine little group
But, let's just say they're better at hoop
USC did well, undefeated through five
But their conference final took an unusual dive
Huskies got covid so the Ducks subbed in
And though a shittty 3-2, Oregon drubbed them
So we'll probably see the usual three of the four
While PAC and Big 12s are left outside the door
Whether A&M or Notre Dame, you can pick your side
I don't think it matters, because of Crimson Tide
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